Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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