we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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