No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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