What a fucking waste of an outfit
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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