those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
