i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
