Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm at about main and main street
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
