Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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