can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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