dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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