I like to think it a success when the cops are called
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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