Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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