I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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