Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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