You work out of a Hotel?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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