I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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