i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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