at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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