oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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