remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm at about main and main street
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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