i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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