can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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