i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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