i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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