how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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