Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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