My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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