If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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