We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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