i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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