STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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