Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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