Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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