Dual....:-)
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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