Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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