that's an acceptable place to lick
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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