I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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