Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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