doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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