He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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