You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
smell my finger.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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