you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
tell me about the eggs
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
