New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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