His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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