Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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