Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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