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(989): View more from Michigan

return my video game

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on

(908): View more from New Jersey

I knew I fell for you for a reason

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?

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(240): View more from Maryland

I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it

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hahahahaha

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