in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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