did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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