Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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