Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
you never un-have a 4some
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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