So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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