is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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