he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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