we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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